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The is a list of common stereotypes based on nationality, ethnicity and race. Note that these descriptions are NOT meant to be informative or accurate; they are merely generalizations developed through racism, xenophobia, or bigotry.

Ethnicities/Nationalities

Albanians

  • Every Albanian is *proud to be Albanian*
  • Friendly to Italians, Americans, and English
  • Play soccer like every other sport
  • Dislike Serbs and Greeks
  • Love the Turks
  • Love Italian dish and music
  • Love Skanderbeg not knowing he is Serbian and Greek

Alsatians

  • Can't decide if they are French or German.
  • Enjoy a nice bratwurst and sauerkraut (German cuisine) with goose liver pâté and a bottle of chateau Lafitte (French cuisine).
  • Know all the words to both "La Marseillaise" and "Deutschland über Alles".
  • Their only claim to fame is the Alsatian Shepherd Dog, ironically called German Shepherds by most people.
  • Lawrence Welk; accordion music
  • Add the sound "SH" to every spoken word for its aesthetical beauty, even if there is no SH in it.

Americans (United States)

  • Affinity for firearms, "Gun-Toting"
  • Most powerful country
  • Never got over the war in Vietnam
  • Easy to make fun of
  • Hate their President
  • Highly ignorant of the world outside America, and to some extent of their own country outside their home state
  • Aggressive, Confrontational, Militaristic, has one of the most effective militaries in the world
  • Overweight
  • Obsessed by success and outward wealth: the American Dream
  • Love fast food
  • Obnoxious, especially as tourists and expatriots
  • Wasteful, Greedy
  • Adventurous, Courageous
  • Naive in the extreme
  • Rednecks
  • Love to kill
  • Affinity for size, "the bigger the better"
  • Racist
  • Mawkish/Syrupy TV shows
  • Loud in public
  • Hate the French
  • Don't like to learn foreign languages; think everyone should speak English
  • Zealous Christians
  • Willing to take over Canada, just to prove a point
  • Loves beer and steaks
  • Often referred to as "zionist infidels"
  • Interbreed with relatives
  • Obsessed with saying Muslims are terrorists
  • Have a fettish for English accents
  • Hate Canadians

Arabs/Middle Easterners

  • Anti-semitic
  • Some peole like them and some people don't(in most cases depending on their religion).
  • Some people think they are terrorists.
  • Have long bony hands
  • To shake hands with an arab is to shake hands with a corpse
  • Wear turbans
  • Cheap
  • Muslim
  • Supports or commit terrorism
  • Reputation for poor hygiene, smelly
  • Foul breath
  • Recreational bestiality
  • Female tourists are often lured into the bedroom by Arab men
  • Stylish
  • Religious zealotry
  • Treat Women like cattle
  • Misogynistic
  • Oil wealthy; have private jets, sports cars, etc.
  • Poor
  • Lazy; don't like to do manual labor
  • Dishonest
  • Cabdrivers
  • Good hosts
  • Easily insulted
  • Big noses
  • Eat falafel
  • Widespread pederasty
  • Seductive women
  • Oppressed women
  • Wipe themselves with their left hand after defecating
  • Untrustworthy

Argentines

  • Consider themselves superior to other South Americans without a reason
  • Dance tango
  • Affinity for steak and wine
  • Often brag about their European heritage
  • Harbored Nazi War Criminals
  • Tendency towards Authoritarianism
  • Really hot women
  • Speak Spanish with thick local accent but mostly of Italian descent
  • Fans of horseback riding, polo playing, horse racing
  • Fiery emotions
  • Are worthless bags of pride
  • Compete with brazillians about who's the best (and lose terribly)
  • The women all look like Keyra Agustina

Armenians

  • Hard workers
  • Proud people and history
  • wear too much cologne
  • drive expensive cars


  • RICH
  • love gold
  • Whale Riders


  • Love Greeks

Austrians

  • Wear Tirolean hats and lederhosen
  • Play giant Alpine horns
  • Excellent singers/yodelers
  • Stooges to the Nazis
  • Great musicians and composers
  • Export charismatic politicians such as the chancellor of Germany, and governor of California
  • Annoy people by singing everywhere they go, as in the film The Sound of Music
  • Good skiers
  • Boring
  • Women have mustaches
  • Anti-Semitic

Australians

  • All descended from criminals (Based on past as a British penal colony)
  • Aggressive but good-natured
  • Wrestle/hunt crocodiles
  • Generous, friendly
  • Dingoes ate their babies
  • Drink Fosters
  • Ride kangaroos to school
  • Call each other mate (this one's actually true)
  • Adventurous, courageous
  • Tendency to get in barfights
  • Known for preparing barbequed prawns ("shrimp on the barbie")
  • Uncultured
  • Hate Aborigines
  • Bonkers
  • Refer to cheap wine as GOON. ("don't drink beer, GOON's the way of the future! 10 bucks for 4 litres!")
  • Live in the outback
  • Enjoy putting thier own suffixes onto the end of various words (EG: penrith=peno, mount druitt=mounty - and also names: loren=lozza charlie=chazza) Names generally take on the suffix zza
  • Very Friendly
  • Good in bed
  • Large penis's

Basques

  • Detest Spaniards
  • Inbred
  • Descended from Neanderthals
  • Big ears, long chin
  • The devil once attempted to learn their language but failed
  • Nationalistic, connection to terrorism
  • Short, but extremely tough
  • Live in the mountains

Belgians

  • Seen by French as stupid and naive.
  • Drink Stella Artois
  • Fine chocolatiers
  • A penchant for buggery (as referenced by Dr. Evil in first Austin Powers film)
  • Bland, boring
  • Easily invaded and conquered
  • The actual inventors of French Fries
  • Excellent varietal beers
  • Invented waffles (Belgian waffle)
  • Hercule Poirot is the most famous fictional citizen
  • Reputation for fussiness
  • Love and have many cartoons (some of them are goofy); Tintin and the Smurfs
  • arn't really a nation, just a land seperating France and Holland, and populated by French and Dutch, who speak the languages: French and Dutch

Black/African Americans

  • Poor, relegated to the ghetto/projects/slums
  • "Deadbeat dads"
  • Fathering many children with different women; high rate of out-of-wedlock births
  • Enjoy loud rap music.
  • use corporal punishment on their kids
  • Hate Dogs
  • Prone to hate their own race and give their own race a hard time
  • Street thugs, criminals, angry young men, violent, aggresive
  • Affinity for watermelon, fried chicken, okra, collard greens
  • Hypersexual; large genitalia in males
  • Prone to venereal diseases
  • Good athletes (especially basketball)
  • Lower intelligence, poor academic ability
  • loud, rude, obnoxious
  • Like Chinese food
  • Laziness, apathy
  • Complain
  • Gangstas
  • Criminals (especially rapists and drug dealers) and steal bikes/cars (referenced by YTMND fad of "n***** stole my bike")
  • Affinity for entertainment
  • Affinity for rhythmic music and dancing
  • Good with words, rhyming, verbal insults (that's all)
  • Speak in slang
  • Religious; always go to and dress up for church
  • Got soul
  • Teenage girls often fighting or pregnant
  • Hate THE white man
  • Can't work
  • Spook easily
  • Afraid of haunted houses
  • Incapable of crossing a street in a crosswalk or with the green light
  • females have large, round bottoms and breasts
  • males have an affinity for the aforementioned females
  • love food stamps, welfare
  • don't have automobile insurance
  • can run fast
  • homophobic
  • Drive Cadillacs
  • males wear in-ear wireless cellular telephones far more than non-black individuals of similar economic background
  • clean almost to the point of being obsessively clean; shower three times a day
  • like to iron clothes
  • like to paint their walls shades of red, orange and yellows according to HGTV
  • have ps2
  • smoke and deal pot
  • drinks gin and juice
  • loves grape drink/soda
  • In the event of a serial killer versus gaggle of teens, the blacks die first
  • Eat parts of pig that no one else will eat.

Like to drink kool-aid

Bosniaks

  • Can't actually speak Arabic
  • Loved being Nazis (some of them at least, to get revenge on Serbs)
  • Secretly jealous of the successful Ustasa clan
  • Love Jihad but don't actually know what the word means
  • Blue-eyed & Green-eyed Muslims
  • Admit they survived Serbian shelling because of their thick skulls
  • Still trying to learn Arabic
  • Love Turks
  • Love Americans because they bombed Serbs

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