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Andrew R. "Andy" Dick (born December 21, 1965) is an American comedian, actor, musician and TV/film producer.
Early life
Dick was born in Charleston, South Carolina and was adopted at birth by Sue and Allen Dick, a naval officer. He was raised Presbyterian. As a child, he lived in Connecticut, Pennsylvania, New York, and Yugoslavia. In 1980, he attended Lassiter High School, which was being temporarily housed at George Walton Comprehensive High School in Cobb County, Georgia. Dick was in numerous theater productions during high school and was elected homecoming king his senior year, in the fall of 1983. Even in high school, Dick tended to use his name as a joke; One day, he dressed in a homemade superhero costume and presented himself at school as "Super Dick".
Dick graduated from Joliet West High School in 1984, and is a friend of actor Anthony Rapp, who has known him since childhood. After graduating from high school, he joined Chicago's Second City and attended Columbia College Chicago.
Career
Television
Dick started his television comedy career as a cast member on the sketch comedy program The Ben Stiller Show , which aired on the Fox Network from September 1992 to January 1993.
In 1993, on the fourth night of David Letterman's new CBS show, Dick appeared as "Donnie the CBS Page Who Likes to Suck Up", during which he gave a watch to Letterman. The host then handed him a pencil, prompting Dick to cry and then walk backstage to much applause.
In 1994, Dick played the part of Pepé the stylist in the episode "Maggie the Model" on The Nanny. He also starred as the son of Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 in a Get Smart TV remake, a role he reportedly tried to escape in order to go into work with NewsRadio . In 2001, Dick starred along with Kieran Culkin on the short lived NBC summer television series Go Fish .
Andy Dick has been a series regular on several sitcoms for their entire duration including NewsRadio on NBC (1995–1999) as portraying Matthew Brock, and on the ABC sitcom Less Than Perfect as Owen Kronsky.
In 2001, he created a show on MTV called The Andy Dick Show . The series ended in 2003 after three seasons. In 2004, he starred in a satirical reality television show, also on MTV, called The Assistant . The show spoofed themes and scenes from The Apprentice , The Bachelor , Queer Eye for the Straight Guy , and Survivor , among others.
Dick competed in the eighth season of Bravo's Celebrity Poker Showdown . He finished in last place, behind Robin Tunney, Christopher Meloni, Macy Gray, and Joy Behar.
On May 16, 2007, Dick was roasted on
The Howard Stern Show
by Artie Lange, Lisa Lampanelli, Reverend Bob Levy, Sal Governale, Shuli, Colin Quinn, Benjy Bronk, Dave Atell, Greg Fitzsimmons, and Yucko the Clown.
He took improv comedy classes at iO WEST, a comedy club in Hollywood, California, during the mid-1980s. In 2008, he informed the cast of The Real World: Hollywood they would be doing this as their season-long group assignment, in the third episode of that series, which aired April 30, 2008. Dick has also made appearances on Comedy Central's The Gong Show hosted by Dave Attell.
Dick's currently appears on VH1's Celebrity Rehab spin-off Sober House .
Films
One of his earliest film roles was a fictional version of himself in video-game-to-film adaptation, Double Dragon.
In 1997, Dick had a supporting role alongside Luke Wilson and Jack Black in Bongwater , as Luke Wilson's gay friend who gives him a place to stay after his house burns to the ground. In 1999, Dick played a warm-hearted yet cowardly scientist that helped Dr. Claw in the movie Inspector Gadget .
In 2000, he made a cameo role in the motion picture Dude, Where's My Car? . That same year, he also appeared in the teenage comedy film Road Trip , playing a motel clerk. In 2001, Dick made a cameo in Zoolander as Olga the Masseuse. In 2002, he was featured in the band Ash's music video "Envy" as a taxi cab driver. In 2003, he appeared in Will Ferrell's Old School as a gay sex education teacher, and as a villainous Santa in the movie The Hebrew Hammer . In 2005, Dick was featured in the documentary The Aristocrats . In 2006, he appeared in the film Employee of the Month as Lon, the optician who is strongly near sighted.
His feature film directorial debut was the 2006 film Danny Roane: First Time Director .
In late December 2008, Dick announced on his official website that he had finished writing a script for a film starring his alter-ego Daphne Aguilera titled, Daphne Aguilera: Get Into It .
Voiceover work
In 1998, he lent his voice to the villain Nuka in the Disney direct-to-video animated film The Lion King II: Simba's Pride and provided the voice of Boingo Bunny for the 2006 animated movie Hoodwinked!
In 1999, he featured as the voice of Dilbert's assistant in the Dilbert animated series. He also was the voice of recurring character "Monkey Man" on the Nickelodeon TV series Hey Arnold .
In 2002, Dick provided the voice of Mr. Sheepman and various other characters in the short-lived animated series Clone High .
Dick provides the voice of Maurice from the radio station WCTR's segment "Gardening with Maurice" in the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas and he provided the voice of Aunt Beth in the 2006 video game Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure . He also was the voice of Dylan in 'The Reef'.
As of October 2006, Dick has hosted his own radio program, The Shit Show , on Howard Stern's Sirius channel Howard 101 every Thursday night at midnight eastern.
Music
Dick is the lead singer of his comedy band Andy Dick and the Bitches of the Century . They have appeared together on television, and released a self-titled album in 2002. On occasion, Dick has Rodleen Getsic perform as his opening act. Each night she plays the song she wrote for him called "Fucker".
Producer
In addition to the television series he has produced for himself, Dick became a producer of The 1 Second Film by donating $111.11 to the non-profit collaborative film project in 2004, while dining at Swingers Diner in Los Angeles. Later that year at the Toronto Film Festival, comedian Tom Green became a producer by donating $120, effectively outbidding Dick. This sparked an ongoing bidding war in which Green and Dick battle for top billing in the film's credits, in which anyone can be listed for a minimum donation of $1. Both will be prominently featured in The 1 Second Film' s feature-length making-of documentary, which will accompany the 90 minutes of producer credits.
Personal life
From 1986 to 1990, he was married to Ivone Kowalczyk, with whom he has a son, Lucas (b. 1988). He also has two children from a different relationship. He self-identifies as bisexual.
Public incidents
Drug use
In 2005, Dick stirred controversy in Edmonton, Alberta, at Yuk Yuk's comedy club when he dropped his pants and exposed his genitals to the audience. Amid the uproar, he was ushered off the stage and the second night was canceled.
On December 2, 2006, he angered an audience at the Improv Club in Los Angeles by shouting "You're all a bunch of niggers!" following an improvised set with comedian Ian Bagg. This was a direct reference to Michael Richards' use of the same epithet to insult hecklers two weeks earlier. He later issued an apology through his publicist:
On February 2, 2007, he was forcibly removed during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live , after repeatedly touching guest Ivanka Trump. After Dick rubbed Trump's legs and touched her hair, Jimmy Kimmel begged him to behave himself. When Dick asked Trump to "give him a big, fat, sloppy kiss right on the lips" and grabbed her arm, Kimmel called in two security guards. Kimmel and the guards dragged Dick off-set. On May 2, 2007, he made another appearance on Kimmel , which began by showing the clip of him being dragged out of his previous appearance, and then wheeled out, Hannibal Lecter-style, on a dolly. He exchanged some dialogue and playful touching with Kimmel's other guest, Danica Patrick.
On July 17, 2007, at the Laugh Factory comedy club in Los Angeles, Dick was in an altercation with his former NewsRadio costar Jon Lovitz, who claimed that, a year earlier, Dick had approached him at a restaurant and said, "I put the Phil Hartman hex on you; you're the next one to die," and demanded an apology from Dick. Lovitz has alleged that Dick gave cocaine to Hartman's wife Brynn, a recovering addict, causing her to relapse and five months later, kill her husband in their home before committing suicide. Upon joining the cast of NewsRadio as Hartman's replacement, Lovitz told Dick, "I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine." Additionally, as reported in TV Guide , Dick was the last person in the company of Suddenly Susan star David Strickland in Las Vegas on March 22, 1999. Strickland was scheduled to report to his drug rehab probation officer on a routine check-in within a day of his death.
In August 2007, Dick was cited by Columbus, Ohio, police for urinating on a sidewalk and a building. During his weekend in Columbus he was reported to be intoxicated during his standup performance and groped patrons at a comedy club. Upon his return to Los A
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